Lotus Eaters

Spikey lady, shiny queen

Don't you tell them what you've seen

Plastic people, silicon

Never let them in your home

Don't become a middle man

Keep your mouth shut if you can

Don't you tell them what you know

They will go anyway, the wind blows

Be my best friend, be my baby

I'll be there for you maybe

(Don't get on the roller coaster)

(Ya burn your fingers on the toaster)

Just a fair weather, friend

Gone when the summer end

They will look into your eyes

Tell you pretty perfume lies

Slinky slimy lotus eaters, jeepers creepers

Get a load of those peepers

Talking all that mumbo jumbo

People pass in solo limbo

See them slip, see them slide

But have you seen the nasty side?

(With all the smiling and kissing)

(Listen to the hiss-hiss-hissing)

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

Don't let them poke, don't let them peek

Their friendly chat is cheap

You look so fine, you look so hip

Your styling makes me trip

Take your place if they could

These are the people in your neighbourhood

(She slips, she slides)

(She don't know why she hide)

Poking, peeking, sneaking, cheating, sniffing, sliding

A running and hiding, creeping, crawling, feeling and mauling

Fickle little tickles

Brains like pickles

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

(Send in the clown, send in the clown, send in the clown)

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Finger lickin' good

Kill you if she could

Dig it when you're down

Send in the clown

She slips, she slides

She don't know why she hide

Dizzy little missy

With a twinkle in her eye, bye-bye

Bye, bye, bye, bye