Fight and Scratch

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch, that's all we ever do

There surely must be more to love than to fight and scratch with you

You, you, to fight and scratch with you

Well, you just bought a foal last month and now you want a wig

It looks like you couldn't understand my paycheck ain't that big

Well, what about the dough you lose in them poker games downtown

I figured you'd mention that, smart aleck

Yeah, and that brand new boat and that fishin' gear

But no uh-huh, I don't reckon that'd count would it?

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch, that's all we ever do

There surely must be more to love than to fight and scratch with you

You, you, to fight and scratch with you

Sometimes I swear I think that you're the devil in disguise

'Cause when you're mad you oughta see the fire fly from your eyes

Well, you don't look so cute yourself when you're mad at me

And if you don't like the way I look then you know how to leave, don't ya Catfish?

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch, that's all we ever do

There surely must be more to love than to fight and scratch with you

You, you, to fight and scratch with you

Well, I love you and you love me but we're always findin' fault

But the way we fight you wouldn't know that we had any love at all

We just fight like cats and dogs, we'll leave then come right back

For what excitement would we have if we didn't fight and scratch?

Fight and scratch, fight and scratch, that's all we ever do

There surely must be more to love than to fight and scratch with you

You, you, to fight and scratch with you

Why don't you drop dead?

Oh, you'd like me to and I'll live forever just for spite

Why don't you keep your big mouth shut?

Well, why don't you just make me if you think you're big enough?

Yeah and I could whip you with both hands tied behind

Well, you try, Meanie-Mouth, and I'll knock your brains out

With a stick of soap, boy that's good Catfish

That's good Catfish

What's a catfish? why'd you call me that?

They're all mouth and no brains

Boy that's really good

It's all I can do to keep from laughin'