Sorry About the Carpet

What we don't wanna see lays there

Strangers slap a dog that fades into the egg

Dirty hands are washed and washed and washed again

Sleep, oh, sleep, little creature, until the end

Ah

There's a hole in my sock

Bet I can leave with it

And all those cereals to keep me awake

I can recall the moment that I lost all faith

Yeah

Entered the room and saw flying midgets

Ah

What's wrong with those eggs?

I see you are all pale

And it's ruining the carpet

Yeah, it's ruining the carpet

I said, “Sorry, ‘bout the carpet

Sorry ‘bout the egg

Can I keep the piano

And make you buttered corn?”

Ah

I see their faces, they’re runnin’

They saw the carpet with the egg on it

I'm sorry

I slipped and saw the dog was there

He’s cooking again

I feel ashamed but who could help me now?

Those strangers keep staring at my mess

I see their faces

I see their faces

And I'm about to burst

I need my friend

I know that I should have called

But I lied about you and me

I lied about you and me

I lied about you and me

I lied about you and me