Merry Axe-Mas

If you meet Santa Claus tonight, boy

You better run for your life!

T'was the night before Christmas

Was just five years old

My parents were butchered

In the blistering cold

He seemed jolly at first

In his suit stained with red

He let out a laugh

But then left us for dead

That scene

So vicious

Taught me the meaning of Christmas

Punish the wicked

Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness

You will believe in me

Slaughtered under the tree

Don't believe a witness

So much for a Merry Christmas

Now Santa's claws are out

The sinners scream and shout

Made sure the noose was yule-tide tight

So much for a silent night

A silent night

T'was just three years later

Now orphaned and bruised

When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse

Tied down and lashed

Singled out from the pack

Took my season's beatings

Now it's time to give back

That scene

So vicious

Taught me the meaning of Christmas

Punish the wicked

Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness

You will believe in me

Slaughtered under the tree

Don't believe a witness

So much for a Merry Christmas

Now Santa's claws are out

The sinners scream and shout

Made sure the noose was yule-tide tight

So much for a silent night

A silent night

(So now I'm slashing through the snow)

(And the hearse is on its way)

(With the mistletoe tags)

(Thank God it's Christmas day)

I'm making my list

You're a slave to your vice

So I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice

It's time to wreck the halls

Let nothing you dismay

Santa's taking out the trash

It's fucking garbage day!

(Taking out the trash)

(Garbage day is today)

You will believe in me

Slaughtered under the tree

Don't believe a witness

So much for a Merry Christmas

Now Santa's claws are out

The sinners scream and shout

Made sure the noose was yule-tide tight

So much for a silent night

A silent night

Fa-la-la-la-la

Feliz navi-dead!