Friendship

If you're ever in a jam

Here I am

If you're ever in a mess

S.O.S

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail

I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship

Just the perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot

La da la da la da dig dig dig

If you're ever down a well

Ring my bell

And if you're ever up a tree

Just phone to me (A-yessir-ee)

If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine

Borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship

Just the perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate (Gate?)

Ours will still be great

La de la de la de chuck chuck chuck

If they ever black your eyes

Put me wise

If they ever cook your goose

Turn me loose

And if they ever put a bullet through your brain

I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship

Just the perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forget

Ours will still be it

La de la de la de hep hep hep

If you ever lose your mind

I'll be kind

And if you ever lose your shirt

I'll be hurt

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half

I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship

Just the perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick

La de la de la de woof woof woof

Hep hep hep chop chop chop

Dig dig dig

Good evening friends