Funkentelechy

Yo, this is mood control (Yo-ho!)

Saying you might as well pay attention (This is mood control)

You can't afford free speech

(Mood, mood, mood, someone's funking with the mood!)

Mood control is designed to render funkable

Ideas brought to you by the makers of "Mr. Prolong"

Better known as "Urge Overkill"

The pimping of the pleasure principle

Oh, but we'll be pecking lightly

Like a woodpecker with a headache

'Cause it's cheaper to funk than it is to pay attention

You dig?

Huck-a-buck

Lo and behold, someone's funking with the mood control

When you're taking every kind of pill

(Deprogram, program, and reprogram)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(Peck me lightly like a woodpecker with a headache)

When you're taking every kind of pill

(Funk! The nonprofit organization)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

Where'd you get your funk from? (Where'd you get that funk from?)

Heh! Name that feeling!

Would you trade your funk for what's behind the third door?

The big deal!

Heads I win, tails you lose!

How do you spell relief?

Huck-a-buck, sucker!

When you're taking every kind of pill

(Ho! The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

When you're taking every kind of pill

(You deserve a break today)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(Have it your way)

Where'd you get that funk from?

(Ooh, who was that?)

Oh, oh, oh

The salvation of inspiration is the motivation

Fasten your safety belt

While I take you face-to-face with the nosiest computer I know

Where'd you get that funk from?

When I count to ten I want you to jump up! Stay there!

Oh, ho! But don't come down till I flash the light

You deserve a break today, have it your way

Funk is not domestically produced, ho!

There's nothing that the proper attitude won't render funkable

Where'd you get your funk from? Funktism! Hey!

When you're taking every kind of pill

(Mood control!)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

When you're taking every kind of pill

(Urge overkill!)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(Yeah, ho!)

Where'd you get that funk from?

(Program)

Where'd you get that funk from?

(Deprogram)

(And reprogram)

Heads I win, tails you lose

Would you trade your funk for this or that?

A funk a day keeps the nose away, ain't it cute!

I ain't gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard

Yo!

Jump up and dance until I tell you to come down

You deserve a break today, sucker!

I'm gonna flash the light and flop the J, count again

This is mood decontrol

Saying pay more attention

Before free speech is high finance

Adjust to the possible funkabilities

Ho, let the funk begin!

Do anybody have change for funk?

Where'd you get your funk from?

Oh yes, this is heavyweight funk

Put up your dukes

You wanna funk around with me? Oh

This is mood decontrol, yo-ho!

The home of the defunct, the funk

Mind your wants 'cause there's someone that wants your mind

When you're taking every kind of pill

(The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(How do you spell relief?)

When you're taking every kind of pill

(The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(Whoa, this is a big pill)

(Yeah, ho!)

(Pay attention)

Where'd you get that funk from?

(There he go again, ooh, there he go again)

(You might as well pay attention, free speech is too high)

Where'd you get your funk from?

(Huck-a-buck, sucka! Ho!)

(You deserve a break today)

(How do you spell relief?)

Where'd you get that funk from?

(F-U-N-K-Y)

Take it to the bridge

Let's take it to his dukedom

This is mood control

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

Funkentelechy

(How's your funk?)

Funkentelechy

(How's your funkentelechy?)

Funkentelechy

How's your funkentelechy?

How's your funkentelechy?

How's your funkentelechy?

How's your funkentelechy?

How's your funkentelechy?

(When you're taking every kind of pill)

How's your funkentelechy?

(Nothing will ever cure your ill)

How's your funkentelechy?

(When you're taking every kind of pill)

How's your funkentelechy?

(Nothing ever cures your ill)

Where'd you get your funk from? (Ho!)

Live in the presence of your future

You deserve a break today, have it your way

I ain't gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard

I thought that they'd keep a nose away

Mind your wants or someone wants your mind

Funk is a non-profit organization

Peck me lightly, like a woodpecker with a headache

'Cause Funk is not domestically produced

It is responsive to your mood

You can score it any day

On W-E-F-U-N-K, we-funk, ho!

Name that feeling, baby, this is mood decontrol

(Funkentelechy)

Program, reprogram and deprogram, how's your funkentelechy?

(Funkentelechy)

You might as well pay for attention, free speech is too high

(Funkentelechy)

We are centrally programmed or for else hold your peace

(Funkentelechy)

Unfunky possibilities arrive for the makers of Urge Overkill

(Funkentelechy)

And not the funky funny bone

(Funkentelechy)

You deserve a break today, so name that feeling

(Funkentelechy)

Would you trade your funk for what's behind the third door?

(Funkentelechy)

The big deal, heads I win, tails you lose, oh no

(Funkentelechy)

There's nothing that funk will not render funkable

(Funkentelechy)

This is mood decontrol, urging you to funk on!

(Funkentelechy)

Yo ho! How's your funkentelechy?

(Funkentelechy)

Ideas brought to you by the makers of urge overkill

Do not respond

This has been a test

And once again the pleasure principle has been rescued with the aid of the funk

(This is Mr. Prolong)

(How's your funkentelechy?)

And in doing so

(How's your funkentelechy?)

Freed the possibilities of funk beyond compare

(How's your funkentelechy?)

Program, deprogram, reprogram

(How's your funkentelechy?)

When you're taking every kind of pill

(How do you spell relief?)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(You deserve a break today, sucka)

When you're taking every kind of pill

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill

(Have it your way)

(This is the Doctor, saying, the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill)

Nothing seems to ever cure your ill when you're taking every kind of pill

(What's happening? What's happening? Jam, what's happening?)

How's your funk?

How's your funk?

Funkentelechy (Sucka!)

Funkentelechy

(I want you to jump up in the air and stay there until I tell you to come down)

Funkentelechy (Check your Funk pressure)

Funkentelechy (Ha, fly on)

Funkentelechy (Ain't nothing but a party, brother)

Funkentelechy (Oh)

How's your funkentelechy?

How's your funkentelechy?

How's your funkentelechy?