My Bacon Roll

I never got the elbow

Just telling you

Before you go

Only telling you

Just so you know

I never got the elbow

I slung it in

Had it up to here

I just pulled the pin

Went and had a beer

I used to love a bit of foldin'

Just for getting by

A wad of cash

Now that's out of date

And so am I

As pie and mash

Excuse me

Excuse me

Have you got my roll?

My roll

My bacon roll

The time they took us bowling

What was that about?

I thought, what a joke

I just went out

And had a smoke

Then the white water rafting

Just some know it all

With a new regime

There to show us all

How to build a team

He says

"What do you think we're doin'?"

I said

"Don't ask me, I've no idea"

They all laughed at that

That was pretty funny

Actually

Excuse me

Excuse me

Have you got my roll?

My roll

My bacon roll

Have you got my roll?

My roll

My bacon roll

I could order you a toasty

Just like that one there

Or the same

In plain white bread

When you're dealing with a toasty

What do you prefer

Brown or red?

I never got the elbow

Just telling you

Before you go

Only telling you

Just so you know