The Headcracker

Yo, BK, what up, G?

Yo, what up, cool?

Yo, man, lemme tell you what happened to me the other night, right?

I was at my man's house watchin' the basketball game

Stepped outside to the store, the police rolled up on me and told me I robbed somebody

Word?

Word, cold cracked my head, man, let me tell you how it went

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

It was a Saturday in May and we was coolin' at the crib-o

Checkin' out the game between Chicago and the Knicks

Sippin' on a forty ounce and eatin' some chicken

It wasn't Kentucky Fried, but it sure was finger lickin'

Then I said, "Yo, G, we need some more brewski

So dig into your pockets and come out with some money

A dollar bill a piece, that's enough to get it started

I'll be right back y'all," and then I departed

I stepped out the door and headed straight for the liquor store

Recitin' a funky rhyme along the way as I go

I saw this cutie-pie with some light brown eyes

And told her she was lookin' hotter than the Fourth of July

And then out of nowhere the cops rolled up

And said, "Put your hands up"

I said (Huh? What?)

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

Now they got me locked up for no reason at all

And everything was gettin' hecitic so I asked to make a call

They told me not now, but maybe later if you're good

I told em they was buggin' and they misunderstood

They ran into my cell and threw me down on the ground

And started stompin' on my back and told me not to make a sound

They hit me with a one, two, three, four, five, six

A seven, eight, a nine or ten and I was through bookin'

I laid there in pain and more quiet than a church mouse

With speed knots growin' on my head like rocks

And then they finally told me I was there for a robbery

That happened thirty minutes just before they spotted me

But I was at my homie's house watchin' the game

And if you call his number they would tell you the same

The police laughed and said to tell it to the judge

But in the meantime, kid, ya betta not budge

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

My pops bailed me out and told me he was ashamed

That I could get myself arrested and disgrace his name

I told him, "On the strength, you know me better than that

This is a bad situation just because I'm black"

I'm not the only brother to have a bright red jacket

And why did they have to beat me up and look at me laughin'?

They even told me that they had an eye-witness

But she never showed up, so the judge said, "Dismiss this"

And then I told him how they beat me and kicked me

And all he had to say is, he couldn't do nothin' for me

I had to file a formal complaint against the city

And go against the cops for police brutality

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

Now if you're not familiar with the word headcracks

It's anything that's kind of shockin' or amusin' (Word)

A funny type of sayin' is a headcracker

A fly cutie gettin' high is a headcracker

Your best friend havin' AIDS is a headcracker

Your little sister turnin' tricks is a headcracker

Your girlfriend playin' dirty is a headcracker

Yusef Hawkins bein' murdered is a headcracker

Vanilla Ice makin' records is a headcracker

And gettin' robbed for your money is a headcracker

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

Head crack, head crack

Yo, BK, you know what I'm sayin', man?

Yo, now you know what the headcracker is all about

Word is born, I'm tryna stay in the house from now on, man

I ain't even goin' outside, ya know?

I hear that

Yo, man, let's pack up the thing, thing

Get the Kingpin, my man Pete, and lets roll out, a'ight?

Peace

See ya