Veggie Tales (Remix)

If you like to talk to tomatoes

If a squash can make you smile

If you like to waltz with potatoes

Up and down the produce aisle

Have we got a show for you?

Broccoli, celery, gotta be, veggie tales

Lima beans, collard greens, peachy keen, veggie tales

Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour, veggie tales

Veggie tales, veggie tales, it's time for veggie tales

Throwback, Sunday school, best show, vegetables

Every episode so cool, learnin' bout God and the Bible

Low key, grown man, high key, still a fan

I play the songs when I can 'cause God's still bigger than the bogeyman

Barbara Manatee and Pizza Angel come to me

I'm a motivated pirate who don't do anything, no

No, seriously, I just stay home and lay around

Shoutout to Larry the Cucumber and my boy, Bob the Tomato

Ya'll stuck to DC and Marvel, LarryBoy's my superhero

Oh, where, oh, where is my hairbrush, though

Oh, why, oh, why doesn't everybody have a water buffalo?

Keep walkin' and walkin', but you won't knock down our wall

I think cheeseburger's are precious and the very best show is

Veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales

Veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales, veggie tales

Never, ever, ever been a show like veggie tales

There's never, ever, ever, ever, ever been a show like veggie tales

I still don't know what I'd do if my lips left me, man

Aye, what y'all know 'bout them Cebús

None of them Marvel superheroes got plungers for ears, dog

It's Laura fault she broke the plate

She kept on sayin' she had to demonstrate her apple chopper

Chopped right through the plate, man