Stadium Inn

Honeymoonin' couple brought in out of the rain

Car broke down, the tire went flat up on the highway

They're never gonna make it

Yes, they'll be here again

Nothing good comes out of the Stadium Inn

There's an old man mumbling to himself by the door

Something-something-something he can't take anymore

I can't quite make it out

And they won't let him in

Sometimes you learn the hard way at the Stadium Inn

Chicken-legged daughter with her mother hen

Double dead-eye daddy with the chin caved in

Misspelled a sweet confession in the bathroom stall

"When I die I hope I get to go haven y'all"

(HAY-VEN)

Sw'desha's got a secret that she's dying to tell

Her own kind of real estate she's willing to sell

But she's making happy people out of married old men

You can see right through the windows of the Stadium Inn

Brokeback Mountain playing on a TV screen

Brokeback reenactment: room two-thirteen

They live the lives they want so let the world come on in

Let 'em see right through the windows of the Stadium Inn

Come one, come all, and watch the world cave in

Right through the windows of the Stadium Inn

Right through the windows of the Stadium Inn

(A-MEN)