The New Workout Plan

You just popped in the Kanye West

Get Right For the Summer Workout Tape

And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly

You might be able to pull you a rapper

A NBA player, man

At least a dude with a car

So first of all, we gon' work on the stomach

Nobody wants a little tight ass

One and two and three and four

And get them sit-ups right

And tuck your tummy tight

And do your crunches like this

Give head, stop, breathe

Get up, check your weave

Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed

Pick up your son don't disrespect your seed

It's a party tonight and, ooh, she so excited

Tell me who's invited

You, your friends, and my dick

What's scary to me

Henny makes girls like Halle Berry to me

So excuse me miss, I forgot your name

Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came

I came

I came

It's been a week without me

And she feel weak without me

She wanna talk it out, but

Ain't nothing to talk about

'Less she talkin' 'bout freakin' out

Then maybe we can work it out

Work it out

Work it out

Work it out

Work it out now

Maybe we can work it out

Ooh, girl, your silhouette

Make me wanna light a cigarette

My name Kanye from the Jigga set

Twista said get it wet

Ooh girl, your breath is harsh

Cover your mouth up like you got SARS

Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars

Still kill a **** on sixteen bars

We ain't sweatin' to the oldies

We jukin' to a cold beat

Maybe one day, girl, we could bone

So you can brag to all your homies now

Yeah, but I still mess with a big girl

If you ain't fit, girl, I'll still hit, girl

One and you brought two friends, okay

Three more now, hop in the Benz, four door

Do you know the difference between

Five, six, seven, eight?

All the mocha lattes

You gotta do pilates

You gotta pop this tape in

Before you start back dating

Hustlers, gangstas

All us ballas

It's been a week without me

And she feel weak without me

She wanna talk it out, but

Ain't nothing to talk about

'Less she talkin' 'bout freakin' out

Then maybe we can work it out

Work it out

Work it out

Work it out

Work it out now

Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say

Maybe we can work it out

Thanks to Kanye's Workout Plan

I was able to pull a NBA player

And like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive

I just want to say, thank you Kanye, woo

My name is Lasandra and I just want to say

Since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape

I was able to get my phone bill paid

I got sounds and 13's put on my Cavalier

And I was able to get a free trip to Cancun

And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray Ray broke ass no mo'

Work it mo'

Juke it mo'

Pump it mo'

Chi-Town mo'

Let's go mo'

My name is Ella May from Mobile, Alabama

(And I just wanted to say since listenin' to Kanye's Workout Tape

I been able to date outside the family

I got a double wide and I rode the plane

Thanks to Kanye's workout plan

I'm the envy of all my friends

See, I pulled me a baller man

And I ain't gotta work at the mall again

Let me break ya off with a piece of

Favorite workout plan

I wanna see you workout

Ooh, work it out

It's like that old Michael Jackson shit

That's right

Put in work

Move yo' ass

Go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve

It's Kanye's workout plan

Said, it's Kanye's workout plan

Ladies and gentleman

Allow myself to introduce myself

This time around

I want y'all to clap with me, like this

That's right

Put in work

Move yo' ass

Go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve

And stop

Okay, breathe

I know y'all ain't tired

But I hope not, 'cause on this one

I need y'all to give me a soul clap, okay?

Double time

That's right

Put in work

Move your ass

Go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve

That's right

Put in work

Move your ass

Go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve

That's right

Put in work

Move your ass

Go berserk

Eat your salad, no dessert

Get that man you deserve

Okay, okay, okay

That's very good

I appreciate your time

I want to see you work out for me

Whoa, yeah