W - The National Association of W Lovers

All right, all right, all right, everybody

Settle down, come on now, now, ahem

Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association of "W" Lovers

We are gathered here today to pay tribute to that great letter "W"

And the wondrous sound it makes, "whu"

Isn't that lovely? "Whu"

Yeah, it makes the heart pound faster

All right now, if you'll all turn to page four in the manual

We will sing the club's song

All right, turn to page four, that's it

All right now, everybody ready, here we go

I'll begin, you can join in later, here we go

Oh, what is the letter we love?

What sound are we extra fond of?

It's not any trouble, you know it's a "W"

When you hear, "Whu-whu-whu-whu"

Without this fine letter, you couldn't say "wash"

Or "witch," "wax," or "wiggle," my gosh! Huh

There wouldn't be "wet," "warm," or "walrus," oh, wow!

There wouldn't be "wood," would there now? Uh-uh

Without this great "whu" sound, well, "wink" would be "ink"

And "week" would be "eek", don't you see? Of course

A fine word like "waffle" would turn out just awful

Oh, "Ws" grand as can be

All right, everybody!

So, what is the letter we love?

The sound that we're extra fond of?

It's not any trouble, you know it's a "W"

When you hear, "Whu-whu-whu-whu!"

One more time!

When you hear, "Whu-whu-whu-whu!"

Oh, wow, that was wonderful