The Dude

La, la-la, la-la, la-la

La-la, la-la

Who is it

That walks the street with all the action

It's The Dude

Who is it

That always gets a hot reaction?

That's The Dude

Don't ya go makin'

No mojo moves

'Round The Dude

Don't try no funny business

Don't ya be coppin' no attitude

With The Dude

Hey, hey, here come The Dude

Hey everybody in the neighborhood

The Dude is on duty, better hear me good

Sister E-flat tomato, brother B-flat balloon

Something funky's going down, better listen to my tune

I graduated from the college of the streets

I got a PhD in how to make ends meet

Inflation in the nation don't bother me

'Cause I'm a scholar with a dollar, you can plainly see

He's a winner 'cause it's in his blood

Ain't nobody who's out there like him

Any corner in the neighborhood

That's the place you can always find him

Soft talkin' with a rap so sweet

Ladies call him The Candy Rapper

He's the only one that's really cool

That's the reason why he's The Dude

Who is it

That ain't got time for foolish talkin'?

It's The Dude

Who is it

That looks so clean, you can't ignore him

That's The Dude

Don't ya go mess with

His walkin' stick

Not The Dude

Don't try no funny business

Don't you double-cross him

He's super slick

He's The Dude

Hey, hey, here comes The Dude

I'm a stone cold taker, I'm a piggy bank shaker

And I don't waste my time talkin' trash

So if you go to my school, you gotta learn this rule

Don't let your mouth write a check that your body can't cash

If you never had it, don't pay it no mind

I know you're gonna get it if you take a little time

Take a piece from the East, a piece from the West

Put it where it feels good, let The Dude do the rest

See him steppin' down the street

No forgettin', he's The Dude

See him steppin' down the street

No forgettin', he's The Dude

See him steppin' down the street

No forgettin', he's The Dude

See him steppin' down the street

No forgettin', he's The Dude

Don'tcha go makin'

No mojo moves

'Round The Dude

Don't try no funny business

Don'tcha be coppin' no attitude

With The Dude

Hey, hey, here comes The Dude

He's a winner 'cause it's in his blood

Ain't nobody who's out there like him

Any corner in the neighborhood

That's the place you can always find him

Soft talkin' with a rap so sweet

He does it good

Ladies call him The Candy Rapper

Here comes The Dude

He's the only one that's really cool

He's really cool

That's the reason why he's The Dude

He's a winner 'cause it's in his blood

Ain't nobody out there

Ain't nobody who's out there like him

Any corner in the neighborhood

You can find him in the neighborhood

That's the place that you'll find him

All the ladies call him

Soft talkin' with a rap so sweet

The Candy Rapper Man

Ladies call him The Candy Rapper

He's the only one that's really cool

He's so cool

That's the reason why he's The Dude

That's why he's The Dude

Ain't nobody like him

Got the style that all the ladies love

Whoa

Talkin' 'bout The Dude, y'all