Hello Sexy Pants

Hello, hello Sexy pants Hello, hello, hello Sexy pants Where'd you get those pants Where'd you get those pants Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello I wanna know why it hurts so bad Hello sexy pants Did ya know that I like your pants I'd like to take a walk with you through the hills of France and it's easy as 1, 2 It's a 1, 2 dance You can make a wish come true in your 1, 2 pants But down in Congress all the boys get mad Hello let's be friends take a friendly chance and go all around the world in a friendly stance then go to Pyongyang and shake some hands Every day it's such a lovely day to wake up in the morning and everywhere somebody lonely is still feeling blue At the clothing store nobody tells you the whole world is changing At the grocery store someone will tell you what changed is you Hello sexy lamp "Oh, that's a sexy lamp." You can light up the whole darn sky at 2 a.m. Way down in Congress the lights go black Simon says, "I can't remember anything I've been doing or anything I remember." I don't care as long as we find out what we're supposed to do Hello, Simon Says let me sign your checks