Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jesse Dayton
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jesse Dayton
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
John Evans
Producer
Steve Christensen
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We started in the morning, carried well into the night
Throwin' dirty dishes with all of our might
Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed
I'm at home gettin' hammered (While she's out gettin' nailed)
[Verse 2]
Police pulled into my trailer park
Domestic violence cost you, brother, after dark
Well, it's late night with her boss
She's tryna make a sale
I'm at home gettin' hammered (While she's out gettin' nailed)
[Verse 3]
I'm at home drinkin' whiskey in my easy chair
Watchin' Jerry Lawler pullin' Andy Kauffman's hair
I had a suspicion so I opened up her mail
I'm at home gettin' hammered (While she's out gettin' nailed)
[Verse 4]
She used to bring me beer and love all over me
Right before I went on disability
My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick
She don't perk it up, boys, 'cause her ankles got so thick
[Verse 5]
Well now, the moral of this story is sad but true
Hey, I love to drink
She loves to screw
Hobo's got a better life just ridin' on them rails
I'm at home gettin' hammered (While she's out gettin' nailed)
Written by: Jesse Dayton