Raccoon

Under your poor, chain up tree

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More kids than a Catholic family

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They don't have jobs or worries or cares

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And when the sun goes down, the backyard's theirs

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Oh, they vivisect cats and eviscerate dogs

They're bold as brass and bossy as hogs

They made me write this tune

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Well, you can scream and stomp, and throw a holy fit

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They'll just look at you like you're an idiot

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My cousin tried to stab one with a patio chair

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It went away and came back, you know it really didn't care

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Is that a motorbike or an oozy going off?

No, it's a baby raccoon stuck in the neighbours truck

Well, mom and dad will be alone soon

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You can fortify your trashcan with titanium netting

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But in the morning, it'll look like an Australian wedding

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They're organized and networked

And I know they're up to something

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They're forming lobby groups and going after federal funding

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Well, they hold their ground and they stare you down

Because they rule the roost and they run this town

Nature's higher goon

No, you spore night for spoon

To the moon, Rocky, to the moon

Raccoon (ooh-ooh)