The Jack Slap Cheer

Conversations with my bathroom mirror

Are never the same as when you're standing here

I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier

That teenage wasteland

So begins the jack slap cheer

Your moms ain't home

She's out stripping for your education

Your dads out marchin' for the NRA

(the NRA)

I'm so damn bored

I'm crawlin' out of my skin

The devils got more room to play

This town gets so boring

When you're not scoring

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers let's make one complete

We're all jack slaps here

Jack slaps with jack slap fears

All lost on the same frontier

So face the facts and sing the cheer

Your dad stepped out

Hes .09 and on the highway

The speakers blown but he still sings along

(sings along)

I can't get no satisfaction

Damn ain't that true

Bring me home don't send me home

This town gets so boring

When you're not scoring

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers let's make one complete

This town gets boring

When you're not scoring (4x)

(face the facts sing the cheer)

This town gets so boring

When you're not scoring

It gets so boring and you live right up the street

16 summers let's make one complete