The Spider's Dude Is Often There

I love to see a milky white angel

Getting her deserved rest

Drooling into my chest hair

And softly saying our love nest

We held each other up on the bobbing streets to hold

She humored my softness, recognizing good intentions

I'll let your spider eat my fly

If I can scratch your bone

And never let me catch you with another

Unless to teach me a lesson

Sweetheart, you couldn't do better, I eat much like a ramrod

I got a whale of a wild heart now

If heaven's tits were gleaming up to tease me

I'd tumble down the basement stairs

To live amongst the dog beds and the piping

And eavesdrop when you slip into the tub

You'll howl with all your doors closed

And you watch me stumble past

A golden gilded stumble weed

A husband that will last

Sweetheart, you couldn't do better

I eat much like a ramrod

I have a whale of a wild heart tonight