Taxidermy

Love me, leave me

Yeah, I can make it nice and easy

When you come back begging

Asking for another freebie

Took a wrong turn and you knew it

Bought the wrong tires and you blew it

But a promise ain't a payment

You'll be sleeping in the bed you're making

You'll be my taxidermy, taxidermy

I keep you hanging on a bedroom wall

And if I ever move to Albuquerque

I'm gonna strap you to my Chevy Impala

Don't gotta say a word, baby, I don't mind

I'll keep you dusted off, keep you looking alive

You'll be my taxidermy, taxidermy

If you ever hurt me again

Heartbreak trophy

Everybody loves a show piece

Blue-eyed, tongue tied

Who cares about the alimony?

Always gotta smile for the camera

Looking like you wanna turn the letters like Vanna

Well, this tall drink I'm mixing

Either way you sip it, I'm winning

You'll be my taxidermy, taxidermy

I keep you hanging on a bedroom wall

And if I ever move to Albuquerque

I'm gonna strap you to my Chevy Impala

Don't gotta say a word, baby, I don't mind

I'll keep you dusted off, keep you looking alive

You'll be my taxidermy, taxidermy, ay

If you ever hurt me again

Rug on the floor, couch made of leather

You sure know how to bring a room together

Rug on the floor, couch made of leather

You sure know how to bring a room together

You'll be my taxidermy, taxidermy

I keep you hanging on a bedroom wall

And if I ever move to Albuquerque

I'm gonna strap you to my Chevy Impala

Don't gotta say a word, baby, I don't mind

I'll keep you dusted off, keep you looking alive

You'll be my taxidermy, taxidermy

If you ever hurt me again

Yeah, that looks good, right over there

Rug on the floor, couch made of leather

You sure know how to bring a room together