My Michelle

Your daddy works in porno

Now that mommy's not around

She used to love her heroin

But now she's underground

So you stay out late at night

And you do your coke for free

Driving your friends crazy

With your life's insanity

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Look out

Sowing all your wild oats

In another's luxuries

Yesterday was Tuesday

Maybe Thursday you can sleep

But school starts much too early

And this hotel wasn't free

So party till your connection calls

Honey, I'll return the key

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Well, well, well

You never can tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Everyone needs love

You know that it's true

Someday, you'll find someone that'll fall in love with you

But oh, the time it takes

When you're all alone

Someday, you'll find someone that you can call your own

But till then, ya better

Now you're clean and so discreet

I won't say a word

But most of all, this song is true

In case you haven't heard

So come on and stop your crying

We both know money burns

Honey, don't stop trying

And you'll get what you deserve

Well, well, well

You just can't tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

Well, well, well

You never can tell

Well, well, well, my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle

My, my, my Michelle

Michelle