Clown Collector

She is a honey bee looking for nectar

She's a clown collector

She is a lover who needs a protector

She’s a clown collector

Take a look at me, man, I ought to know

I could juggle all night till the rooster crow

Spirit's willing, but the flesh is weak

When she hollers, all aboard for a losing streak

You’re an actor, she’s a director

She’s a clown collector

She’s a movie, you're the projector

She’s a clown collector

She'll take the picture, put it up on the wall

Doesn’t matter if you're little or tall

She’s got a lot of things to say to you

If you disagree, you’ll get a talking to

She’s never wrong, no one can correct her

She’s a clown collector

Listen up, man, she’s giving a lecture

She’s a clown collector

She is an army, I'm a defector

She's a clown collector

I’m conscientious, she's an objector

She’s a clown collector

To be a knife thrower, I've got to practice for years

If Annie Oakley missed, she never shed any tears

History repeats all the time time time

It's gonna make you laugh when the clown starts crying

She is a honey bee looking for nectar

She's a clown collector

She is a lover who needs a protector

She’s a clown collector

She’s a clown collector