Morning Yoga (feat. Dee Hsu)

Okay, everyone is ready?

How about bass?

How about guitar?

Backing vocal? (Ah)

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your body

早上起來刷刷牙 對面姑娘在澆花

我跟她 Say hello

她身材非常hot 完勝小澤瑪莉亞

I say 3Q God

男人誰能不愛她 不吃辣也能吃辣

雪白修長的雙腿 性感無邊短頭髮

屁股飛天翹 黃金比例太妖嬌

林志玲出場也會狼狽落荒而逃

她換上緊身衣 笑出個大漣漪

雙腿張開還給我個神秘的微笑

別想太多只是在做運動

One more 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去

Two more 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋

Three more 抬腳 昂首 都是戲

Four more 香汗 淋漓 So sexy

仰臥起坐 In da house 性感深蹲 In da house

痛苦拉筋 In da house 伏地挺身 In da house

仰臥起坐 In da house 性感深蹲 In da house

痛苦拉筋 In da house 老婆不在 In da house

Okay everybody, now we going to the lesson two

Lesson two is all about yoga

姑娘性感做瑜伽 對面我開滿心花

就跟她 Say bravo

我的體態不算差 只是肚子有點大

She say oh my gosh (She say OMG)

我就像一個傻瓜 口水留下一大灘

開始幻想如果我是妳的啊拿答

雙人做瑜伽 你在上呀我在下

到最後會不會做出一個胖娃娃

我換上緊身衣 忍不住笑咪咪

雙腿劈開下面傳來撕裂的聲音

運動前請記得做 Warm up

One more 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去

Two more 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋

Three more 抬腳 昂首 都是戲

Four more 香汗 淋漓 So sexy

仰臥起坐 In da house 性感深蹲 In da house

痛苦拉筋 In da house 伏地挺身 In da house

仰臥起坐 In da house 性感深蹲 In da house

痛苦拉筋 In da house 老婆不在 In da house

Go slow, a little to the left, make you some watch you get

Bend low, and catch a breath, we're going for the stretch

Lean back, expose your crack, hold on, to the sec

That's right, you're doing fine, I'm do you over time

One more 轉身 甩髮 蹲下去

Two more 伸手 張腿 拉拉筋

Three more 抬腳 昂首 都是戲

Four more 香汗 淋漓 So sexy

仰臥起坐 In da house 性感深蹲 In da house

痛苦拉筋 In da house 伏地挺身 In da house

仰臥起坐 In da house 性感深蹲 In da house

痛苦拉筋 In da house 老婆不在 In da house

Gentlemen, be careful of your wife