If I Had an Axe

If I had an axe

I'd swing all day long

I would be relaxed

If I had an axe

If I had a bow

No one would come near

They would stay low

If I had a bow

If I had a bat

There would be no fake smiles

That wouldn't be sad

If I had a bat

If I had a knife

You would be much more nice

I'd live a better life

If I had a knife

Give me an axe

Give me a knife

Give me something

To end a life

If I had a gun

I'd keep it clean and ready

That would be fun

If I had a gun

Give me an axe

Give me a knife

Give me something

To end a life

Give me an axe

Give me a sword

So I can send you

Back to the Lord