You'll Always Find Me In the Kitchen At Parties

I'm no good at chattin' up and I always get rebuffed

Enough to drive a man to drink, I don't do no washin' up

I always leave the stuff piled up, piled up in the sink

But will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Me and my girlfriend, we argued and she ran away from home

She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone

Livin' on my own

What am I supposed to do?

That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Then I met this debutante

I said, I like new wave rock

She was into French cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu

This was at some do in Palmers Green

I had no luck with her

You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

At last I met a pretty girl

She laughed and talked with me

We both walked out of the kitchen

And danced in a new way

And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties