Donegal Express

Who dares to speak of Donegal

He kicks the bars and in the balls

The harp that played in Tara's halls

Is burning on the dump

Virginia is a gin town

Belturbet is a sin town

All the boys from Skintown are in England on the lump

Got pissed in Letterkenny

With darlin' sportin' Jenny

Spent me very last penny and we made it in the press

The husband caught me in the bed

He tried to shoot me in the head

Had to swim the stream to get the Donegal Express

Kahaya! You fuckk!

Come Hell of high water

I might have fucked your Missus

But I never fucked your daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

As sure as I'm Father Emmett

Got a King Dong down me Semmett

As any girl will tell you

From Cavan down to Clare

Back in sweet Virginia

In the toilet with Lavinia

I nearly fucked her brains out

And tore her party dress

A shit, a shave, a shower

A half a point of powers

Then off again to get on board

The Donegal Express

Kahaya! You fuck!

Come Hell of high water

I might have fucked your Missus

But I never fucked your daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Kahaya! You fuck!

Come Hell of high water

I might have fucked your Missus

But I never fucked your daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahh