The Purge Announcement (BugZzy Remix)

This is not a test

This is your emergency broadcast announcing the

Commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the US Government

Weapons of class 4 and lower

Have been authorised for use during the purge

All other weapons are restricted

Government officials of ranking 10 have been

Granted immunity from the purge and shall not be harmed

Commencing at the siren any and all crime

Including murder will be legal for twelve continuous hours

Police, fire and emergency medical services

Will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. when the purge concludes

Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn

May god be with you all