Middle Finger

She don't get out much

Oh, but when she does

She'll volunteer to hold my beer

And help me catch a buzz

Out of all my friends

I can count on one hand

She's the first there

To pull back my hair

Every time shit hits the fan

She's a solider

When I hold her

Up in the air

Since I learned just how to use her

She never gets scared

To prove my point

And make a scene

When I'm out of words

She sticks up for me

And man I gotta thank her

Here's to you, my middle finger

She got to know my ex

Pretty damn well

She wiped off my hurt

And gave me the nerve

To stand up for myself

She's a solider

When I hold her

Up in the air

Since I learned just how to use her

She never gets scared

To prove my point

And make a scene

When I'm out of words

She sticks up for me

And man I gotta thank her

Here's to you, my middle finger

She's a solider

When I hold her

Up in the air

Since I learned just how to use her

She never gets scared

To prove my point

And make a scene

When I'm out of words

She sticks up for me

And man I gotta thank her

Here's to you, my middle finger

Yeah, she never meets a stranger

Cheers to you, my middle finger

You can love her, you can hate her

But that's my girl, my middle finger