No Thanks

No neon, no smoke

No cold beer, no dirty jokes

No country cuties, no cheap drinks

No good to know ya's, no thanks

I wanna go where the night's gonna go

Jukebox or a band playin' solid country gold, yeah

Feelin' big city gone, gettin' nitty gritty on

With a pretty cherry bomb on the dance floor

I wanna feel the way it makes me feel

When the good times roll, ain't reinventin' the wheel, no

I gotta say, that's my kinda place

So if it is, I'm all in, if it ain't, no thanks

Bottle service, VIP

Overrated if you ask me

DJ spinnin', fill in the blank

Thank you kindly, no thanks

I wanna go where the night's gonna go

Jukebox or a band playin' solid county gold, yeah

Feelin' big city gone, gettin' nitty gritty on

With a pretty cherry bomb on the dance floor

I wanna feel the way it makes me feel

When the good times roll, ain't reinventin' the wheel, no

I gotta say, that's my kinda place

So if it is, I'm all in, if it ain't, no thanks

Don't wanna have to go too far

'Cause I've been workin' too damn hard

Just wanna throw this truck in park

Where a bar is a bar is a bar

I wanna go where the night's gonna go

Jukebox or a band playin' solid country gold, yeah

Feelin' big city gone, gettin' Travis Tritty on

With a pretty cherry bomb on the dance floor

I wanna feel the way it makes me feel

When the good times roll, ain't reinventin' the wheel, nah

I gotta say, that's my kinda place

So if it is, I'm all in, if it ain't, no thanks

Man, it is crazy up in here

Y'all got a cover charge?

Yeah? No thanks, man

I don't want no craft beer

I want an ice cold Bud Light

Parking is how much?

No thanks

Where the hell is the popcorn?

Come on, let's get outta here

It's always on five on Margaritaville, come to think of it