I Love Onions

I don't like snails, or toads, or frogs

Or strange things living under logs

But, mmm, I love onions

I don't like dancin' with crazy Ted

He's always jumpin' on my head

But, mmm, I love onions

Onions, onions, la la la

Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root, toot, doodle-ee-oot doot, doo, doot

Onions, onions, la la la

Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root, toot, doodle-ee-oot doot, doo, doot

I don't like rain, or snow, or hail

Or Moby Dick, the great white whale

But, mmm, I love onions

I don't like shoes that pinch your toes

Or people who squirt you with a garden hose

But, mmm, I love onions

Onions, onions, la la la

Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root, toot, doodle-ee-oot doot, doo, doot

Onions, onions, la la la

Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root, toot, doodle-ee-oot doot, doo, doot, yeah

The onion is a tuberous vegetable and is a member of the genus stinkus delicioso

It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs, and their friends and cousins-a

They cause watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin, but it is very, very tasty (Huhuh)

Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot

Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha

Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot

How vewwy, vewwy cwude