Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)

Lil Dicky

Ooh, oh

(Mustard on the beat, ho!)

I woke up Chris Breezy

Oh my God, I'm the man

(Oh shit!)

I'm so fly and I can dance

(Whoa, whoa shit!)

There's tattoos on my neck

(Oh, oh)

I just FaceTimed Kanye

(Brr, brr!)

I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah

Got all these hoes in my DM

(Yeah, I do)

Holy shit, I got a kid!

(Oh!)

Oh, I can sing so well!

Wonder if I can say the n-word

(Wait, for real?)

Wait, can I really say the n-word?!

What up, my ****?!

(Woo!)

What up, my ****?!

Big ups, my ****!

We up, my ****!

You pussy ass ****!

Man, fuck y'all ****!

'Cause I'm that ****!

****, ****, ****

I'm that ****!

I woke up in Chris Brown's body

(Oh yeah)

Somehow this shit

Turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice

But to turn this bitch sideways

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

Yeah, it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I drive his Ferrari

And I'm light-skinned black!

(Ring, ring)

What the fuck?

I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky

(Lil Dicky?)

Ah, what the fuck?

This shit is real weak

How his dick staying perched up

On his balls like that?!

Walking down the street

And ain't nobody know my name

(Whoa)

Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures

This is great!

(Whoa)

Ain't nobody judging

'Cause I'm black

Or my controversial past

I'ma go and see a movie and relax!

(Woo!)

Aye, I'm a Blood

But I can finally wear blue

(Cool)

Why his mama calling all the time?

Leave me the fuck alone, bitch!

Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body

Breezy is who?

Hope my daughter's in school

Fuck, if I was Chris Brown

Where would I be?

What would I do?

I woke up in Chris Brown's body

(Oh yeah)

Somehow this shit

Turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice

But to turn this bitch sideways

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that its Freaky Friday

Yeah, it's Freaky Friday

I'm in Chris Brown's body

I look at my soft dick

With the light

It's my dream dick!

If I was Lil Dicky in my body

Where would I be?

I'm trying to find myself

Like an introspective monk

I'm balling on the court

Oh my God, I can dunk!

Snap a flick of my junk

My dick is trending on Twitter?

Fuck!

Now I'm at the club

I talked my way to getting in

I look up in the VIP

My goodness there I am!

I signal to him to let me in

But he won't let me in

"I don't know who that is"

Wait, who the fuck he think he is?

Took a glass bottle

Shatter it on the bouncer's head

Walked up to that motherfucker

Wait, think it through for a sec

If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself

But wait, I love myself

That was the key

Now we switching back!

I woke up in Chris Brown's body

(Oh yeah)

Somehow this shit

Turned into Freaky Friday

But we got no choice

But to turn this bitch sideways

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

I can't believe that its Freaky Friday

(Wait, what the fuck?)

And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body

It's way less cool

Than being Chris Brown was

What the fuck again?!

I'm DJ Khaled!

Why am I yelling?

Huh?

I'm Kendall Jenner

I got a vagina!

I'm gonna explore that right now

(Woo, woo!)

Holy shit, I got a vagina

(Uh!)

I'm gonna learn

I'm gonna understand

The inner workings of a woman!