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Clickbait. (Daz Black)

Clickbait. (Midnight Beast)

Clickbait. Clickbait. (Daz Black is thirsty)

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How's it start?

How the hell did I get here?

Where the fuck did I come from?

Clicked the thumbnail that popped up

"Justin Bieber Flavored Condom"

Some dumb motherfuckers, they all tellin' me stuff

That I don't wanna know

Nothing that's condom related

What flavor would Justin have been?

Now I won't fuckin' know shit!

I've wasted an hour

Jacking off to Zoella

Not trying to be fickle

I swear, the thumbnail showed a nipple

But she's fully dressed

In a Topshop dress, she was paid to wear

It's my cross to bare

If I see a sick pic, imma click on there

If I see a sick pic, imma click on there

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We shot a porno and almost died

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These glasses cured my colorblindness

Have you ever felt lied to before?

By YouTuber you adore?

The thumbnails look like they're gonna open some doors

But when you open them it's not what you thought

You saw boobies in the thumbnail (Itty bitty titties)

Hands down your pants, you're bound to fail (Oh)

You're waitin' for skin, but ten minutes in

You realize it's a video they ain't even in!

You just been got! Hook, line, and sinker!

Your whole expectations were based on a picture!

They tricked ya!

Versace, Versace, Versace, Versac-.. (Daz! Get back to the point, Mate.)

(Oh right. Sorry.)

It's just a way for them to be richer, but quicker!

Gives me the fuel that I need for this rhyme to be sicker!

I'm sick of the shit that they give ya! (Ya, Ya, Ya)

Your time is up, you better start runnin'. (runnin', runnin', runnin')

If I don't see no boobs, then I'm unsubbin'. (-subbin', -subbin', -subbin')

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Nipple slips and killer clowns

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If ya like this vid, I'll shout you out

Look kids, let me break it down

How I'm rippin' you off, flippin' you off

Tickin' a box and you're sat suckin' my cock

Guzzling vlogs, waitin' for a pointless blog to drop

But nothin' really happens, but I spun it right

In a blink of an eye

You deleted five hours of your life

You deleted five weeks of your life

You deleted five years of your life!

Midnight beast are jealous fags

Hit 'em with a double-dab!

Parents, money in the bank

Tunin' for my 80 wanks!

I need your like, so I like me self

Your attention is good for my mental health

So bend me over, and fuck me twice

I'd do anything my fans, if the price is right

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My dog just died! I broke my leg!

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I grew an arm out of my head!

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How many babies can I kick?

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I caught a fish (with my dick, baby)!

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I almost died in an Uber car (one star)!

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I got arrested at Coachella

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I bought a Lamborghini, because I'm rich as fuck!

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Zoella threw her shit at me!