Why Walk a Dog?

Why does a dog need to be walked?

Three birds fighting out in the yard

But I don't know what they're fighting about

So why does a dog need to listen whenever you shout?

These cats seem to blow

Everyone's mind, but mine

What is so funny about beasts above understanding?

Are you their master?

Did you buy them at the store?

Did they know they were a cure

For you to stop bein' bored?

So somebody mated them

And took their babies away from them

Stuck a price tag on their nose

And now you're buying it clothes

So why does a dog need to be walked?