Talk to Me

If I came up to you

I say hello, darling, what's your name?

You say: "My name's Linda, what's yours"

I say Terry

You go: "Terry, that's a lovely name

By the way I love your suit, where's it from?"

I say Cerruti

You say: "Cerruti, I've never heard of him"

I say he's a very close friend of mine

We go back to mine, have a few cocktails

I'll put up some flank, I'll take off my clothes, nice pair of slippers

Into bed, give you a foot massage, a back massage, a shoulder massage

Camper van, talk to me

It sounds like a fucking joke to me

How much you want for?

It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest

Talk to me

It sounds like a fucking joke to me

Do you like omelets?

It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest

Talk to me

Talk to me

Thank you very much, that's why they call me Terry Tibbs

That's why I've been doing what I've been doing for as many years as I have

That's why I've had six wives, not counting the seventh but she was underage

I had no fucking idea, I was drunk

I was in Ukraine, Vladimir said here you go

I said fuck me, that's the best looking ass I've ever seen

Next thing I know, I'm in jail

Camper van, talk to me

It sounds like a fucking joke to me

How much you want for?

It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest

Talk to me

It sounds like a fucking joke to me

Do you like omelets?

It's not a laughing matter, if I'm honest

Talk to me

Talk to me