Sucker DJ (Genie Mix)

I was at a jam the other night

I was feeling real good so the feeling was right

I came to the party for a different kinda action

The next thing I know I was doing a Michael Jackson

I was thrown off beat and my feet got tied

And Sucker DJ just oughta be fired

He was clipping and a slipping, even tried back cueing

The Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doing

Then I said to my girls, "This ain't the place to be"

Half the fellas only came 'cause the ladies were free

Then we left the place before the next cut was played

My girl said to me, "I'm glad we never paid"

So I called Marley Marl on the very next day

Then we cut a rap about the sucker DJ

See, to be a DJ you gotta do your best

Have you're own kinda style, not like the rest

No jumping up and down, spinning with your feet

'Cause the music that you play hast to be on beat

So Marley Marl went down to take a test

To see who could cut up music best

They were all lined up and ready to spin

You could see in their faces that they wanted to win

Yes, Marley took a test to become a DJ

He cut the music, went a-something this way

He cut the music with so much class

The Sucker DJ was a bust on their ass

So when the time was up, they just couldn't believe

What the man Marley Marl has just achieved

To get the people dancing on the wackiest jam

'Cause Marley Marl is one hell of a man

So to those DJ's that think you're the greatest

Just stop, look and listen, 'cause you haven't heard the latest

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So listen party people while I got your attention

There's a few more things I'd like to mention

My name is Crystal but they call me Dimples D

Ain't a female in the world could rap like me

I got big brown eyes, holes in my cheeks

Hypnotizing rap, every time I speak

Yeah, I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance

I ain't talking about sex or no kinda romance

But it's my style, my charm, let me go on

It's how chilly I can be when it starts to get warm

Now I'm five foot five, staying alive

In this world, Dimples D, will sure enough survive

With the robbers, the stealers, the cocaine dealers

The rappers, the stabbers, the pocketbook grabbers

The laughing, the lying, the crying, the dying

You're hired, then fired, we're all gettin' tired

The workin', the foolin' when the other man is rulin'

The pushers, the users, the drug abusers

The killings, the feelin', when takin' penicillin

But I will survive, yeah, I will survive

Hey, I will survive 'cause I'm always chillin'

And get ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya

Pump-pump-pump-pump it up

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, ready to rock y'all

Rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya, rock ya

Pump-pump-pump-pump it up

Get down, get down

Yeah, let's get on down

Get down, get down

Music make you lose control

Get down, get down

Yeah, let's get on down

Get down, get down

Pump-pump-pump-pump it up

Get down, get down

Yeah, let's get on down

Get down, get down

Music make you lose control

Get down, get down

Yeah, let's get on down

Get down, get down

You see, a daddy is a boy that brags about his kid

A father is a man who supports and gives

A kid, a home, where she shall live

A Dimples D ain't popping no bullshit

You see, they hit and run and after they're done

Your best friend'll be their number one

So don't let 'em get slick, play no games

You tell 'em Joe Neckbone is not your name

Now, this is Dimple D signing off, my friend

But you can best believe I'll be back again

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