Escalator of Life

Got my Mazda in the easy park-in

At the rock and roll supermarket

Muzak music makes me feel so funny

I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life

We're shopping in the human mall

We're dancing on the escalator of life

Won't be happy till we have it all

We want it all

Escalator of life (Up and down)

Escalator of life (Round and round)

There's a hundred and eleven choices

Don't listen to those little voices

I don't let the guilty feeling shake me

You can have your cake and eat it, baby

We're riding on the escalator of life

We're shopping in the human mall

We're dancing on the escalator of life

Won't be happy till we have it all

We want it all

Escalator of life (Up and down)

Escalator of life (Round and round)

Hah

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt

I got all the gold in the world around my neck

Come ride the steel dinosaur

Run wild in the jungle

It's a Zulu Nation

Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation

Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life

We're shopping in the human mall

We're dancing on the escalator of life

Won't be happy till we have it all

We want it all

Escalator of life (Up and down)

Escalator of life (Round and round)

We're riding on the escalator of life

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