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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Norbert Leo Butz
Norbert Leo Butz
Vocals
The Company
The Company
Ensemble
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Marc Shaiman
Marc Shaiman
Composer
Scott Wittman
Scott Wittman
Lyrics
Frank Abagnale Jr.
Frank Abagnale Jr.
Writer
Jeff Nathanson
Jeff Nathanson
Screenwriter
Stan Redding
Stan Redding
Writer
Terrence McNally
Terrence McNally
Librettist
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Kurt Deutsch
Kurt Deutsch
Producer
Marc Shaiman
Marc Shaiman
Producer
Scott M. Riesett
Scott M. Riesett
Producer

Lyrics

Hanratty, were you always like this?
I think I was born this way
Other kids wanted to play cops and robbers
I only wanted to play cops
(singing)
It starts very early- Once the baby toys are gone
A kid on the playground has to choose what side he's on
It's the bullies or the good guys, boy there ain't no middle ground
Though hoodlums try to blur the line and twist the truth around
Then they call themselves a winner but they're self deceiving fools
Cause the game ain't worth winning if you're breakin' all the rules
The law is laid upon us when as kids we first ask "why?"
Our parents set the rules when, "cause I said so" they reply
And though I thought I hated them and screamed with all my might
The next time that I had a choice, gee whiz, I did what's right
No, I never snuck a drink
I never stole a pack of "Kools"
Cause the game ain't worth winning if you're breakin' all the rules
Don't break the rules!
Or else we're livin in the wild, wild west!
Don't break the rules!
God's keeping score, you don't want to fail that test!
Don't break the rules!
You thumb your nose right at the life for which I strive
But those rules, those laws, keep us alive!
Well it started back with Moses when he led around the Jews (The Jews)
And climbed way up that mountain to pick up Gods daily news (Tell me the news)
He schlepped up old Mt. Sinai, cried and begged on their behalf (Oh Lord)
He almost dropped those tablets when he saw that golden calf (What)
Now we teach the Ten Commandments...
Every Sunday in our schools
Cause the game ain't worth winning if you're breaking all the rules
And baby I guess...
I guess the Constitution boys, to some is too complex
We're thinking they think...
They think our founding fathers fought so they could forge some checks
And now it's looking they see themselves...
They see themselves as Robin Hood; stealing from the rich
But don't you know they're not paying back...
Not paying back the things they take
Well payback is a bitch
Pow!
Cause the world ain't Sherwood Forest
You can't give away those jewels
And the game ain't worth winning if you're breaking all the rules
Don't break the rules!
Or else we're livin' in the wild, wild west!
Don't break the rules!
God's keeping score, you don't want to fail that test!
Don't break the rules!
You thumb your nose right at the life for which I strive!
But those rules, those laws, keep us alive!
US ALIVE!!!!!
When you steal somebody's money
Screw his daughter or his wife
Bop
You don't think of repercussions
As you tap dance through your life
Bop
Though you smile like you're a hero
You're an outlaw through and through
But the odds are in my favor man...
And one day I'll catch you!
So go sneak
Into a movie
Run a red light, sell some pot (Doo-wop, doo-wop)
It's all the same to me
You're either guilty or you're not (Doo-wop, doo-wop wow)
If we all did what we wanted
Every time we felt the urge
The world would be in total chaos!!!
It's already on the verge
Bop
Yes its laws that keep us human...
Cause without them we're just mules
And the game ain't worth winning...
Yes
The game ain't worth winning...
No!
The game ain't worth winning...
If you're breaking all the rules
Don't break the rules!
Or else we're living in the wild, wild west
Don't break the rules!
God's keeping score, you don't want to fail that test!
Don't break the rules!
You thumb your nose right at the life for which I strive!
But those rules, those laws...
Whatcha say?
Those rules, those laws...
Again boys!
Those rules, those laws
Keep us alive!
Written by: Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman
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