Friendship

You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago

We're two of a kind, all right

Yeah, partners

Through thick and thin

Night or day

Right or wrong!

If you're ever in a jam, here I am

If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot!

Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig

If you're ever down a well, ring my bell

If you ever catch on fire, send a wire

If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have ceased to jell

Ours will still be swell!

Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise

If they ever cook your goose, blind me loose

If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships go up in smoke

Ours will still be oke!

Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof

If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind

If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been "forgate"

Ours will still be great!

If they ever crack your spine, drop a line

If they ever cut your throat, write a note

If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me, too!

What? What are you saying?

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick!

Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-chuck-chuck-chuck, quack-quack-quack

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot!