Willy Bum Bum

I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum

Me and my bum have all kinds of fun

Me and my willy are really old friends

Water popped out where my willy hole ends

Silly old willy, look what you've done

You've got water on my friendly old bum

My willy's silly and a little bit dumb

And my bum eats plums cos a plum tastes, yum

Willy bum bum, bum, bum

Enough about my willy and more about my bum

I can fit my friendly old thumb

Right in my bum when I do a little fart

Air popped out where my bum hole starts

I found a wasp, put it in my bum

Stung my rectum, now my bum hole's numb

Silly old wasp, look what you've done

Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum

Willy bum bum, willy, willy bum bum

Willy bum bum, bum, bum

Enough about my bum and more about my willy

My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly

My friendly old bum is covered in frost

My bum got stung by a cross old wasp

Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun

How should I fix my cold old bum

Go outside and put my bum in the sun

And my bum got burnt and the begun singin'

Willy bum bum, willy, willy bum bum

Willy bum bum, willy, willy bum bum

Willy bum bum, bum, bum, wasp

Silly old willy and a burnt old bum

Out with the sun with my pants undone

Where are my plums? Did they get lost?

It's all your fault you smelly old wasp

Let's get drunk, I said to my bum

It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue

My greedy old bum said, I want some

But a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum

Willy bum bum, willy, willy bum bum

Willy bum bum, willy, willy bum bum

Willy bum bum, willy, willy bum bum

Willy bum bum, bum, bum

You smelly old wasp

You silly old willy

You friendly old bum