Moby Dick

If I had a nickel for every time I think I did somethin' stupid

Then I'd have a shit ton of nickels

That shit was stupid, now run it back, take it back

Hold it back, take it back, run it back, run it back, run it back

I'ma kill the fuckin' white whale

I'ma give that Dick a damn heart attack

If I had a nickel for every time I think I did somethin' dumb

I'd be as rich as a man with no kids and a decent income

I'd be richer than shit, call me Yung Richie Rich

I'm the nine-four Macaulay, The Culkin, the kid

I've been stuck in the sea, on the hunt for a taste

Lookin' for love, but I only caught, only caught (Bass)

I know you better

Than you know yourself

Well, my self said

You can go straight to Hell

Get it, uh, fuck it up, uh

What's the point of bein' sad?

Oh, you jealous, oh, you mad?

Honey, you don't know the half

You don't know, baby

Uh, fuck it up

If I had a nickel for every time I think I'm fallin' in love

I don't even like her that much, shit, I'm in love again

Run it back, take it back, hold it back, take it back

Run it back, run it back, who is that?

I've been feelin' fuckin' psychotic

Seein' you and him, I pray for cataracts

If I had a nickel for every time I talk, but don't ever listen

I'd bring home the bacon, be makin' a killin'

Be richer than men who invented religions

I'm havin' a vision, I hope it's a great one

No whammies, no whammies, that's so fuckin' Raven

I'm out on the dock, go to the bay

Huntin' for love, but I only caught, only  (Bass)

I know you better

Than you know yourself

Well, my self said

You can go straight to Hell

Get it, uh, fuck it up, uh

What's the point of bein' sad?

Oh, you jealous, oh, you mad?

Honey, you don't know the half

You don't know, baby

Uh, fuck it up

I'm not the one that you wanted, but damnit

I think I could be what you need

I'm not the Honda you wanted, but damnit

I'll run and you got me for free, yeah

I'm not the puppy you wanted, uh

Look at me eatin' the treat

But you know deep in your mind, there's a thing

Singin', there's plenty of fish in the sea

When I was 13, I had my first love

When I was 17, that's when I made love

That's when I made love, that's when I made love

That's when I made a white whale named Jacob (Bass)

I know you better

Than you know yourself

Well, my self said

You can go straight to Hell

Get it, uh, fuck it up, uh

What's the point of bein' sad?

Oh, you jealous, oh, you mad?

Honey, you don't know the half

You don't know, baby

Uh, fuck it up