Any Friend of Diane’s

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is

Oh

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Working at Papa John's I was making good bread

Got a $20 tip on New Years

And I moved out to the lake

She drew me up a map with a fountain pen

She took me to her mom's house

With the boys from round the way

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is

Oh

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Head bang in the crowd, dive on the stage

With a black hair and a Smith's shirt

Meat is Murder

I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no

I asked her if she had a girlfriend

She said hell, I wouldn't know

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is

Oh

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Went down to the back of the river

And she washed my dirty hands

I've been hanging around in a cloud of shame

Till she let me taste the cold water

Diane would help me pass out all the fliers

I became a big shot

And she got sick one day

I still have the map she drew for me

I'd be lost without it

That's as much I wanna say

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

Home is where the heart is

Oh

Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine