Letterman

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

Now let me tell you who I am

I was in my room writing rhymes I H-A-D, had

Next to my room was a laboratory run by my D-A-D, dad

He was a professor, and I'm his S-O-N

So my life as a professor had just begun

My name is K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N, run the experiment, I qualify

And become a good professor in medicine

I ran out my door and I looked for my breakbeat spelling book

And grabbed my dog (Woof)

Rhymes that I had, every muscle from his body

The combination of that will give me strength to rock a party

I thought that I might get H-U-R-T, hurt

If used dad's molecular machine that was known to convert

No manual that I could find on dad's machine

I hit a button and this rumor turned the laboratory green

Some etchings from my dawgs and a pair from mine

Hit the switch, I spelled a rhyme, a chromosome will mix with mine

This uncanny combination shall let the world understand

Professor Kevin Madison changed to the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

My M-O-M-S stole my P-O-P-S, the son named K-S-O-L-O

And be B-L-E-S-S-E-D

Blessed with this brand new hard rap

H-I-T-E- S-P-E-L-L, my style, B-O-U-N-D

My sister C-O-O-K-I-E

Told my sister T-H-E-R-E-Z-E

That I can get P-A-I-D in any W-A-Y, way

Then told my sister S-E-L-I-N-A

Now my whole family's H-A-P-P-Y

'Cause Solo's makin' them others M-O-N-E-Y

I W-R-I-T-E to keep the weak MCs

Wishin' they can all B-I-T-E the M-U-S-I-C

Or plan his D-A-Y to me

My R-A-P flows and rhymes I kick, a G-R-A-N-D, grand

'Cause no one spells rhymes like Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

S-L-A-U-G-H-T-E-R, slaughter

The black Lutheran, now killin' rap in alphabetical order

I'm addicted, A-double-D-I-C-T-E-D

To S-P-E-L my rhymes in my M-U-S-I-C

Or plain as D-A-Y to me, my R-A-P

My flows and raps incredible, they never, ever will be found

I'm sure for you but can U-N-D-R-T-S-A, understand?

No one spells rhymes like Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman

K-E-V-I-N M-A-D-I-S-O-N the L-E-T-T-E-R-M-A-N

I'm the incredible Letterman