My Plea

Hey, it's been a long time

Since I've seen your name online

AIM is in a decline

Think we need a little rewind

Drop out and learn to bartend

Drink and drink and drink and drink till I say when (When!)

Call up your mom on the payphone

Fifty cents, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

(Hello?) I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I just got mugged today (Really sucked)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

Snickers

100 Grand

Almond Joy

Kit Kat

Crunch

You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad

He was eating, so he didn't pick up

You left a voicemail on his answerin' machine

That says, "Hey dad, dad pick up the phone, please!"

Think of joining the army

Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby

Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!)

(Hello?) I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I just got mugged today (It really sucked)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe (No, no!)

But I did get mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

(Hello?) I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I just got mugged today (It really sucked)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars

(Hello?) I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I just got mugged today (Really sucked)

And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I'm not tryin' to bug you, babe

But I just got mugged today (Really sucked)

And I need some money to buy candy bars