Gossip

Rollin' up to the frat house and we bout to rock it

Get them ladies on the dance floor about to drop it

Once the music starts we ain't ever gonna stop it

Listen real close, man, all you hear is gossip

Yeah, yeah, gossip

All you hear is gossip

Man, all I hear is gossip

Yeah, yeah, let's go

She was talking gossip

I heard that Trevor couldn't fit into a magnum

Got Becky pregnant 'cause it broke during action

Droppin' out now, was a football captain

Workin' at Subway, what the fuck happened?

Annie in a push up bra, lookin' fantastic

Heard they're both fake, man, chest full of plastic

Always in trouble for a lack of wearing fabric

Got the boys starin' at a school girl, catholic

Stacy's like a tutor 'cause she loves givin' brain

Timmy's hella hung with his third leg dang

Joe's an alcoholic addicted to Bombay

Wait, Kelly gave Dave an std in ninth grade?

Katie likes to dance and they say her ass will not quit

Once you get her goin', man, I heard that she can't stop it

Ricky hit it from the back, said he kinda popped quick

This is all the shit I hear, man, call it gossip

Call it gossip

I hear these people fuckin' talkin', man, all I hear is gossip

Damn, this shit is fuckin' gossip

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go gossip

Jason's fallin' down after drinkin' several Mickeys

Kevin's got a whole neck full of Jenny's hickeys

What's in all their hair and why is it so sticky?

Wait, they all hooked up, David, Tess, and Nicky?

Meg's a small town girl, welcome to the big city

She a nice country girl and she lookin' real pretty

Get her to the bedroom to get busy

Yeah, little did you know, damn, this girl is filthy

And we're gettin' hella fucked up

Talkin' 'bout who knows what

Talkin' shit and gettin' lit while fillin' up my bread cup

Jackie's got a nice butt, heard she likes to try stuff

Tellin' lies to pass the time, we're never gonna shut up

Eddie's still a virgin even though he says he lost it

David says he wants a threesome with two hot chicks

Kelly says she's down, if he wants it then he got it

This is all the shit I hear, man, call it gossip

Man, I hear the gossip

Okay, yeah

All you hear is gossip

Yeah, gossip

Yeah, let's go, let's go

Yo, Andy in the basement hookin' up with Jason

Always has another guy in the rotation

All this temptation, bed's never vacant

Now I hear the Mormons are in an engagement

This shit is crazy, heard about Daisy

Lost fifty pounds, now she's lookin' amazing

Oh, baby, double ds Amy

Flashin' all the boys, now she got 'em all chasin'

You got Jessica, she lookin' real buzzed

Hookin' up in the back of her boy's truck

You got Erika, she lookin' real drunk

Straight A student, now she lookin' star struck

This the last verse but you know I'll never stop it

Love it too much, man, always wanna talk shit

Ladies all around keep it goin', they will not quit

This is all the shit I hear, man, call it gossip