Lorelei's Song

A patriot, a catholic

And both their families walk into a bar

You be the floor, I'll be the wall

We'll drink our fill and sing our fathers' songs

Remember we saw, just the other night

A beautiful bird who couldn't fly

Since the six-pack rings embraced her in the lake

You can admit that it wasn't fair

But you're not the one who placed it there

There's a criminal in the past who got away

Lorelei curses me late at night

Pulling her strings from the afterlife

I'm a marionettist choosing where she'll go

She'll never know all my love for her

Just that I left and left the curse

There's a criminal in her past who got away

Oh, I'm a criminal in her past who got away