Minnie the Moocher

Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a red hot hoochie-coocher

She was the roughest, toughest frail

She had a heart as big as a whale

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho, oh-ho

Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

Ho-ho, oh-ho

She hung around with this lug named Smokey

She loved him even though he was cokey

Took her down to Chinatown

Showed her how to kick the gong around

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho, oh-ho

Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

Ho-ho, woah-ho

She had a dream 'bout the king of Sweden

He gave her everything she was needin'

House made of gold and steel

A diamond car with platinum wheels

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho, oh-ho

Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

Oh-ho, oh-ho

Gave her a house and racing horses

Every meal was a dozen courses

A million dollars in nickels and dimes

She counted them all a million times

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)

Ho-ho, oh-ho

Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh