Top Songs By Jake McKelvie & the Countertops
Lyrics
Well how could I lose the view of the tattoo on your shoulder?
If I knew you were coming I would have asked for the day off
I thought that you, much like me, would look fifteen years older
But there's no signs of you aging and you don't have a smoker's cough
And so I supposed I would take off my clothes in the kitchen
Which I thought would be funny to you but it just pissed you off
I had presumed that you didn't know what you were missing
But now I know for next time you do and so I should just stop
I'm the rhinestone busboy and you're my persuader
I thought I would have you much sooner than later
Yes, I thought you were mine
But I was mistaken, now your heart is breakin' and I'm next in line