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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Pritam
Performer
Raftaar
Performer
Shahid Mallya
Performer
Mayur Puri
Performer
John Abraham
Actor
Varun Dhawan
Actor
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Pritam
Composer
Mayur Puri
Lyrics
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein
Mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka
Chalega nahin
Mummy pyaar se khilati
Daal chaawal aur dahi
Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu
Five Star mein nahin
[Verse 2]
Marr marr ke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary
Ek ladki mili thi
Woh bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon
Koi miley toh sahi
[Verse 3]
Oh banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhadeda main
[Verse 4]
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi
Toh dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi
Toh dishoom
Mere India ko bura kaha
Toh dishoom
Jan-Gann pe na khada hua
[Verse 5]
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
[Verse 6]
Bathroom mein Kishore Da
Ke gaane gata hoon
Katy Perry ki main photo
Sang leke nahata hoon
Mere aaju baju bikini mein babes nachdi
But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi
[Verse 7]
Din ko mein chaahe jitna bhi hero hota hu
Raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu
Kabhi kabhi kisi party mein zyada ho gayi
Toh yaad karke purani batein khoob rota hu
[Verse 8]
Oh banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Ek waari hath fad laan taan
Phir kadi nahi chhadeda main
[Verse 9]
Ram-Rahim ladaaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chhote bacchon ko daraye koi
Toh dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi
Toh dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataaye koi
[Verse 10]
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
[Verse 11]
Kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa
Ke jis se jhuke meri gardan
Jeeta hoon cheeta hoon
Paapa se sikha hoon
Mujhpe hai kuch hai burden
[Verse 12]
Jaise hurdam
Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise
Chhote sapno ke liye jodu
Paise kaise kaise
[Verse 13]
Arey kaise kaise kaam kare
Taaki naam bane
Duniya dekh ke mujhko
Bhaijaan Ram Ram kare
Par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna
Dene mein ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
[Verse 14]
Oh banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhadeda main
[Verse 15]
Khud apni badhaai kari
Toh dishoom
Ratta maar ke padhai kari
Toh dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya
Toh dishoom
Raste pe traffic jam kiya
Toh dishoom
[Verse 16]
Public bhadkaaye koi
Toh dishoom
Meri bandi ko pataaye koi
Toh dishoom
Chaalu picture mein phone bajaa
Toh dishoom
Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa
[Verse 17]
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Toh dishoom
Written by: Mayur Puri, Pritam