Hometown Unicorn

I was lost, lost on the bypass road

Could be worse, I could be turned to toad

Won't you take me back to my hometown

Take me back before I break down

I say, you'll please return me

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Just like Frankie Fontaine

I say, you, please return me

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Just like Frankie Fontaine

I wonder, what can I do?

I was found riding a unicorn

Could be worse, I could backwards born

Won't you take me back to my hometown

Take me back before I break down

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Just like Frankie Fontaine

I say, you'll please return me

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Just like Frankie Fontaine

I wonder, what can I do?

Calm down and then leave me alone

Calm down and then leave me alone

Calm down and then leave me alone

Calm down and then leave me alone

I say, you'll please return me

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Just like Frankie Fontaine

I say, you'll please return me

Will you ever return me?

Will you ever return me?

Just like Frankie Fontaine

I wonder, what can I do?