Who the F**k Is Alice (Live)

Sally called, when she got the word

She said, "I suppose you've heard about Alice"

Well, I rushed to the window and I looked outside

And I could hardly believe my eyes

This big limousine pulled into Alice's drive

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons, but I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years I've been livin' next door to Alice

(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty-four years, just waitin' for a chance

To tell her how I feel or maybe get a second glance

Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice

(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Grew up together, two kids in the park

Carved our initials deep in the bark, me and Alice

Now she walks through the door with her head held high

Just for a moment, I caught her eye

As the limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive, come on

I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons, but I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years I've been livin' next door to Alice

(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty-four years, just waitin' for a chance

To tell her how I feel or try to get into her pants

Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice

(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Sally called back and asked how I felt

She said, "I know how to help get over Alice"

She said, "Now Alice is gone but I'm still here

You know I've been waitin' for twenty-four years"

Then the big limousine disappeared

I don't know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons, but I just don't wanna know

'Cause for twenty-four years I've been livin' next door to Alice

(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Twenty-four years, just waitin' for a chance

To tell her how I feel or maybe get a second glance

But I'll never get used to not livin' next door to Alice

(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

No, I'll never get used to not livin' next door to Alice

Goodnight, God bless, you take care, okay?

We'll see you soon, goodnight, peace