Mr. Know-It-All

Jack from school

He listened to Bowie, people thought he was cool

He used to live for the feel

Skating around up in the Hollywood Hills

But no one knows

He's talking it up

That it's all for show

He's boring as fuck

You're Mr. Know-It-All

She's staring at her phone

And even though you sit together

You feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

When people hardly speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

You're Mr. Know-It-All

You're Mr. Know-It

Jill liked art

She listened to Mozart, people thought she was smart

She used to quote Hemingway

Tripping on acid in the Palisades

But no one knows

That it's all for show

You're Mrs. Know-It-All

He's staring at his phone

And even though you sit together

You feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

When people hardly speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

You must've know I tried

To change

With love to say

Hello

(Hello?) Please don't hang up

Afraid of what I'd say

Hello, hello, hello

I'm Mr. Know-It-All

I'm Mr. Know-It-All

Staring at my phone

And even though we sit together

I feel so alone

It's such a tragedy

We always used to speak

Try to live up to the person you pretend to be

I'm Mr. Know-It